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I´ve said it once and i´ll say it again, just for record´s sake...

To the mindless bozo in Seville who took it upon himself to rob my bike: Not only do i hope that your ride home was a particularly unpleasant one considering the seat you kindly left as a souvenir. I also hope that the video cameras outside the (amazing) second-hand music store will identify you as the crook that you are. And finally, i hope the insurance will cover this €100 mountain bike, because if not, then my trip will be greatly shortened. Idiot.

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